i can't blame this on alcohol

So the upside of knowing the truth about my body size and shape is that I can fix it and make things that will truly fit. The downside? I don't want to wear anything in my closet because I am now hyperaware of how much it doesn't fit ( Read more... )

i have proof i'm a freak, *cries*, *sadface*, there is not enough prozac in the world, some days i miss the open ocean, pwned by my own dna, stop! hammertime., *conflicted but determined*, notquitethinkythoughts, i overshare because i overcare, *hiding in the panic room*, *hates*, i can't blame this on alcohol, want 2b the very best like no 1 ever was, goals i haz them, whine and cheese hour on the patio, okay random, ;_;, the other girl who waited, today would be much easier if i drank, project: make it sew!, she's thinking again..., reasons i belong in a nuthouse, *headdesk*

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Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

windscryer Apr 15, 2012 10:07

So as one of my favorite songs says, I somehow managed to make another trip around the sun today. This is a special anniversary of the night I put my mom in the hospital though. It's the thirtieth such anniversary.

( That's right. The Titanic sank 100 years ago and 70 years later, I came screaming into this world demanding to know what the hell was going on and WHERE ARE MY PANTS? )

shiiiiiiny!, waitwhut?, thinky-thoughts, baby of the family = the stupid one, stop! hammertime., *twirls*, stand back--she might asplode, hiiiiiive!, more ridiculous than aliens invading, *runs screaming into a wall face first*, *spazzes flails and dies*, *dies laughing*, is that a thing? i'm making it a thing., escuse me have you seen my marbles?, we are so happy we do the dance of joy!, soulmates aren't just for lovers, my pimp hand; let me show you it, goals i haz them, this is why i write, i will always be a united states sailor, winged bears? it's the end times!, *bleepitybleepbleep*, *facepalm*, zomj!!!!!, writing is harder than it looks, \o/, *dances*, bring on the rain!, reasons i belong in a nuthouse, oops! i did it again, *vindicated*, making words my bitches since 1982, *cries*, i can haz explanashun?, plotting against the neighbors--again, *passes out*, some days i miss the open ocean, i use too many tags/this is one of them, *drama queen*, i did it for the lulz, no i don't have anything better to do., don't make me get the whump stick, just when you think it's safe..., i can't blame this on alcohol, candycanes and lollipops for all! \o/, wtf maja are you on drugs?, one of those days i get all: sanguine, life experience is good for you--no rly, *win*, and then? i totally fainted., *seal clap*, god *has* to love me, honor-courage-commitment, sisterhood of the where r my pants?, all your world are belong to me, *gloat*, *dolphin noises*, killed ded by the awesome, i know where i've been

My brain-mouth filter is clogged with phlegm. You're welcome.

windscryer Apr 07, 2012 01:19

Dear body,

Let's just stop with the mucus production, okay? We don't have any storage space for it since SOMEONE got distracted and forgot to put in upper sinuses (Yeah, DNA, I'm looking at YOU.), and after a week of this we're only getting sicker. Give up already. It's snot helping.

Badum-ching!

Love,
Me

P.S. I totally did this whole thing for that one ( Read more... )

waitwhut?, stop! hammertime., stand back--she might asplode, *hiding in the panic room*, does not want, *runs screaming into a wall face first*, *dies laughing*, is that a thing? i'm making it a thing., reasons i belong in a plastic bubble, via ljapp, i choose the internetz b/c rl sux, whine and cheese hour on the patio, *facepalm*, \o/, i feel pukey, *headdesk*, kill me now, dear blank/sincerely blank, rimshot, some days i miss the open ocean, *passes out*, i use too many tags/this is one of them, notquitethinkythoughts, i overshare because i overcare, i can't blame this on alcohol, wtf maja are you on drugs?, and then? i totally fainted., call me mary. typhoid mary., okay random, brb have to go die now, companion in waiting, sick as a dog, i'll be here all week

On the Subject of Trials and Tribulations of a Writer

windscryer Mar 31, 2012 16:34

So I've been listening to epic music today, some of it on the recommendation of a good friend, and reading stories of epic adventures and triumph over evil and all that rot and, well, now I'm feeling the urge to follow the trend and do something epic myself ( Read more... )

my muse is a cruel mistress, waitwhut?, internets r a huge waste of time-but fun, one of those days i get all: determined, ohmychuck!, rattlers in my stomach, stop! hammertime., stand back--she might asplode, snark is my anti-drug, *runs screaming into a wall face first*, *spazzes flails and dies*, is that a thing? i'm making it a thing., escuse me have you seen my marbles?, i choose the internetz b/c rl sux, goals i haz them, *facepalm*, zomj!!!!!, writing is harder than it looks, \o/, for narnia! ... i mean... camelot!, i'm sort of freaking out, reasons i belong in a nuthouse, oops! i did it again, making words my bitches since 1982, school is 4 losers (and toys'r'us kids), *headdesk*, i can haz explanashun?, plotting against the neighbors--again, srslywtf?, some days i miss the open ocean, i use too many tags/this is one of them, *drama queen*, i did it for the lulz, no i don't have anything better to do., notquitethinkythoughts, *conflicted but determined*, just when you think it's safe..., project: scriptfrenzy, i can't blame this on alcohol, wtf maja are you on drugs?, life experience is good for you--no rly, and then? i totally fainted., okay random, companion in waiting, brb have to go die now, the other girl who waited, what is this i don't even, all your world are belong to me, one of those days i-- squirrel!, i know where i've been

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My Serenity Prayer/DEATH TO ACTA!

windscryer Feb 09, 2012 07:51

Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the broken tear ducts and seized diaphragm to keep from sobbing like a little child through it all.

And now I am doubly pissed because for the first time there is going to be a protest near enough that going would be possible and it's ( Read more... )

there is not enough prozac in the world, fml, internets r a huge waste of time-but fun, i fear for humanity's future. thanks., and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid', *hates*, snark is my anti-drug, brb gonna cut a bitch kthxbai, is that a thing? i'm making it a thing., i choose the internetz b/c rl sux, goals i haz them, winged bears? it's the end times!, *bleepitybleepbleep*, for narnia! ... i mean... camelot!, today would be much easier if i drank, oops! i did it again, one of those days i get all: killey, school is 4 losers (and toys'r'us kids), no srsly wtf are you doing guys?, rl haz kidnapped me--halp!, *sadface*, *passes out*, some days i miss the open ocean, i use too many tags/this is one of them, no i don't have anything better to do., tgi... dammit!, i can't blame this on alcohol, our doom is at hand!, *hotch!face*, and then? i totally fainted., ;_;, brb have to go die now, i dun gone an' b0rked myself, i know where i've been, some people's kids, have a nice glass of go fuck yourself, waitwhut?, caution: raging bitch ahead, this is like so important omj, *not amused*, rattlers in my stomach, stop! hammertime., halp!, stand back--she might asplode, my pimp hand; let me show you it, let silence speak all the words i cannot, via ljapp, whine and cheese hour on the patio, there are evils in your cheerios!!! =o, i'm sort of freaking out, bring on the rain!, invasion of the flopping dickweasels, *cries*, i can haz explanashun?, srslywtf?, this is not my joking face, just when you think it's safe..., one of those days i get all: weepy, wtf maja are you on drugs?, ranty rant, you wouldn't like me when i'm angry, #protest, karmic puppies 4 sale, fuck you very much

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Unbe-freaking-lievable.

windscryer Feb 06, 2012 10:11

Dear Life,

Fuck you, too.

Sincerely,
Me

have a nice glass of go fuck yourself, waitwhut?, there is not enough prozac in the world, fml, *not amused*, ohmychuck!, stop! hammertime., and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid', stand back--she might asplode, halp!, *hiding in the panic room*, *hates*, brb gonna cut a bitch kthxbai, *runs screaming into a wall face first*, reasons i belong in a plastic bubble, via ljapp, i choose the internetz b/c rl sux, *facepalm*, *bleepitybleepbleep*, there are evils in your cheerios!!! =o, today would be much easier if i drank, i'm sort of freaking out, oops! i did it again, one of those days i get all: killey, invasion of the flopping dickweasels, school is 4 losers (and toys'r'us kids), *headdesk*, *cries*, dear blank/sincerely blank, i can haz explanashun?, srslywtf?, some days i miss the open ocean, *passes out*, i use too many tags/this is one of them, don't make me get the whump stick, just when you think it's safe..., one of those days i get all: weepy, tgi... dammit!, i can't blame this on alcohol, wtf maja are you on drugs?, and then? i totally fainted., life experience is good for you--no rly, ;_;, brb have to go die now, god *has* to love me, karmic puppies 4 sale, fuck you very much, i know where i've been

If this day ends without tears...

windscryer Jan 31, 2012 07:33

...I'm buying myself a present because I will be the most badass motherfucker in the Valley of Repression.

there is not enough prozac in the world, fml, and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid', *hiding in the panic room*, *hates*, does not want, snark is my anti-drug, brb gonna cut a bitch kthxbai, *runs screaming into a wall face first*, is that a thing? i'm making it a thing., i choose the internetz b/c rl sux, goals i haz them, i will always be a united states sailor, winged bears? it's the end times!, *facepalm*, today would be much easier if i drank, school is 4 losers (and toys'r'us kids), *headdesk*, rl haz kidnapped me--halp!, *sadface*, *passes out*, i have an attack impala. your move., some days i miss the open ocean, i use too many tags/this is one of them, *drama queen*, tgi... dammit!, i can't blame this on alcohol, our doom is at hand!, and then? i totally fainted., okay random, ;_;, companion in waiting, brb have to go die now, the other girl who waited, what is this i don't even, all your world are belong to me, i know where i've been, waitwhut?, *not amused*, rattlers in my stomach, stop! hammertime., halp!, stand back--she might asplode, escuse me have you seen my marbles?, this is why i write, whine and cheese hour on the patio, okay yoda, there are evils in your cheerios!!! =o, i'm sort of freaking out, reasons i belong in a nuthouse, bring on the rain!, invasion of the flopping dickweasels, *cries*, srslywtf?, notquitethinkythoughts, *conflicted but determined*, just when you think it's safe..., i overshare because i overcare, one of those days i get all: weepy, wtf maja are you on drugs?, life experience is good for you--no rly, ranty rant, you wouldn't like me when i'm angry, karmic puppies 4 sale